10 things in Golf that sound… Dirty !

From a email I’ve received today, here is something completely unproductive, useless, futile, yet rather funny : ten things you can say when playing Golf, that sound way too dirty to be true. Didn’t know Golf was that kind of sport :)

  • Look at the size of his putter.
  • Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent.
  • You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
  • After 18 holes I can barely walk.
  • My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
  • Lift your head and spread your legs.
  • You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
  • Just turn your back and drop it.
  • Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls.
  • Damn, I missed the hole again.

Next time you play Golf, remember to get that serious face when you say such things !

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